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| User: | mister_rant (10915045)  Mister Rant
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| Name: | Scott Belbey | ||||
| Location: | Wichita, Kansas, United States | ||||
| Birthdate: | 1974-06-24 | ||||
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| Bio: | Somebody told me I needed to start a Blog. I do a lot of ranting. Brace yourself. <Clears his throat> Every once in a while, there comes a Blog... This is one of them. Words of Wisdom from Mister_Rant:  "If it sounds too easy, you may as well just bend over now." "I'm vulnerable. Hurry up and stab me." "Shit happens, and usually in threes." "A movie doesn't Rock if you remove the Roll." "One person's gain is a loss for somebody else, and we have more people in America on the short end of the stick than we should; at least, this would be true if we were still the country of ethics everybody keeps preaching about." "(rushing out the door for work) Don't take that personally, please; I don't have the time!" "The worst aspects of customer service are the customers." "I'm aways right; it's what I get for never being wrong." "Never miss anybody who doesn't miss you back."  "A person is more than capable of becoming a deeply religious person without becoming a deeply troubled asshole." "That's not love, it's desperation with pretty window dressing." "A great man doesn't ever worry about staying that way." "If I ever allow myself to miss any recent ex-girlfriends, it'll be with a car." "Never underestimate the sheer destructive power of the overwhelmingly flirtatious."  "If you're that concerned with being an interesting person, hang out with boring people." "It's always good to bite into the good stuff. Just be prepared for a serving of crap on the side." "If we drove any slower, we'd be parked."  "Stop filling my ideas full of head!" "Never give your heart to somebody else. There's a chance you'll need it later." "Never blame the fucked up people; blame the ones who fucked them." "Life isn't the sum of what it's missing." "If we loved this job, they wouldn't pay us so much." "Nothing like a good woman to bring out the worst in a man." "At least if we're dead, we don't have to worry about going broke."  "Sensitive people will only stay that way if the insensitive people keep their distance." "This can't be Hell. I don't see my ex-fiancé." "Nice people can help everyone but themselves. That's where the bitches and assholes come in." "Tell both the Pot and the Kettle to shut the Hell up." "Pet your inner puppy." "I'll either look back on this and laugh, or I'll look back on this and wish I hadn't looked back on this." "No matter what you do, or where you go to do it, bullshit will always follow you."  "People only start thinking it wasn't good enough when they're ready to quit trying." "If you're wincing, someone else is laughing." "I get my shit taken care of, one turd at a time." "Good night, good morning, and screw the afternoon 'cause afternoons suck." "Shut up, not everybody has to have a life as crappy as yours." "The grass may or may not look greener from the other side, but it certainly looks greener from above."  "Not everybody has to have a soft and chewy center." "It takes two to begin a relationship, but only one to fuck it up." "I never met a stranger I didn't like."  Facts(?) about Mister_Rant:  "Mister_Rant can build a snowman out of rain. " "M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Mister_rant can touch this. " "Mister_Rant's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. "  ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mister_rant and barefoot_diva met online in June of 2005. In August of 2006 he packed up his belongings and drove across the country to be with her. Live and learn, I guess. In late June of 2008, he packed up his belongings and moved back. ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} scifantisy  mister_rant created scifantisy in December of 2005. It was originally meant to be the ultimate chatroom for fictional characters. Would-be writers from anywhere could join Scifantisy posing as fictional characters, and start conversing with others as their said character. This was a fun idea, because the broad terms of membership might have easily created settings and conversations one would never see anywhere else, like maybe Captain Kirk chatting it up with Han Solo. Sadly, the community of young (and sometimes lonely) members never behaved the way the moderator would have preferred. Slowly, the community evolved into a stage set for stories only characters he created for the community could participate in. The other characters/members were left to do as they wanted. He didn't care, because too many of them ignored each other anyway. The community was never supposed to become a high school . His lack of interest in the members only became more pronounced as they started becoming a little freaky with each other. He also failed to convince the majority of them to buckle down and work together to create cohesive stories between characters that they might be proud of. The community let in River Tamm from the show Firefly. It was found this member's version of River had been fucking her older brother (which never happened on the show). When mister_rant discovered this, the days became numbered for Scifantisy. The last post was September 18th, 2006. "It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Mister_Rant can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. " "When Mister_Rant breaks the law, the law doesn't heal. " "The chief export of Mister_Rant is misery. " "A unicorn once kicked Mister_Rant. That is why they no longer exist. " "There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Mister_Rant lives in Indiana. " "If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Mister_Rant says its beef, then it's fucking beef. " "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Mister_Rant has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. " "Mister_Rant was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. " "Mister_Rant's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, Time to kick ass."  mister_rant once tried his hand at video-blogging, but it didn't take very long for him to realize how ridiculous most of the members on Youtube really were. The majority of people on Youtube were members with no talent, trying to be just as awesome as the few people with enormous talent. Once mister_rant knew which of the two he really was, he stopped making videos. Emmalina's channel is still notifying him whenever she updates. He thinks she has too many "friends". "Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Mister_Rant's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. " "A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Mister_Rant and that you will be handicapped if you park there. " "When Mister_Rant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Mister_Rant and Mister_Rant. " "Mister_Rant doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." "  The cane has quickly become mister_rant's best friend, since he was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis "Mister_Rant was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery." "Mister_Rant was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Mister_Rant." " "Mister_Rant died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. " "Touching Mister_Rant's goatee will increase you life expectancy by 10 years. Unfortunately, the following punch in the gut will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. " "The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Mister_Rant. This amuses Mister_Rant because he is bulletproof. " "Mister_Rant does not sleep. He waits. " "Mister_Rant sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled sarcasm. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mister_Rant fought a verbal battle with Satan and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. " "Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Mister_Rant donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Rant's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Mister_Rant still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure. " the_demon_bean  The_Demon_Bean was a joint creation between mister_rant and barefoot_diva. It was created to serve as an example of what scifantisy might have evolved into, had a larger portion of it's members not been children. "The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Mister_Rant. " "Mister_Rant sleeps with a night light. Not because Mister_Rant is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mister_Rant " "Mister_Rant is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian." "God said: "Let there be light." Mister_Rant said: "Say please!" " "Mister_Rant can satisfy a woman by pointing at her with his finger and saying "Bitch, I'm waiting."” "Mister_Rant can speak braille."  For a while, mister_rant participated in the above political forum. It wasn't fun being surrounded by so many religiously conservative Republicans. The smell of so many assholes in close proximity made him ill, and he departed a few weeks after he joined the forum. "When Mister_Rant jumped into the ocean, he didn't get wet, the water got Mister_Rant'ed. " "Once a cobra bit Mister_Rant' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died." "If Mister_Rant makes a woman ride on top during sex, she instantly qualifies for the "mile high" club." "Mister_Rant has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. " "Mister_Rant once walked down the street with a full erection; there were no survivors." "Mister_Rant stole each of these facts from Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and whoever wrote them in the first place. He still sleeps soundedly"
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| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | ||||
| Interests: | 81: alfred hitchcock, angel, armageddon, babylon 5, battlestar galactica, blakes seven, bliss, blues, bondage, bridge commander, buffy, bullet, captain kirk, charade, chatting, clocks, comic books, crossovers, cybermen, deja-vu, demons, depression, devils, dinosaurs, dirty harry, doctor who, femme fatales, films, firefly, fishers, flirting, friends, gadgets, gaming, gods, government interference, happiness, haunted houses, heroes, highlander, humor, indiana, individual liberties, ipromise, isle ex, john wayne, karaoke, legacy of kain, meaning, mistakes, monty python, movie reviews, movies, multiple sclerosis, new friends, past, past-lives, personal accountability, personal liberty, pool, pro wrestling, ramison travers, rear window, redemption, reincarnation, romance, sadness, sarcasm, soul reaver, space time continuum, starfleet command, steve mcqueen, the future, traveling, trinkets, utopia, villians, vortex, women, world domination, wormholes | ||||
| Schools: | None listed | ||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 82: achinhead, amanda, barefoot_diva, bee_delicious, bender_927, bjserven, blairbear81, boogieman, calgarygal, citizenofrob1, cmariex, cntrolaltdelete, coconutpatty, cosmicmisfit, crushdmb, curious_gin, darkprism, dorwrath, dubbage42, el_jefe59, entropyx, flolloping_zem, genuinepinklady, gibbzbixby, greebo_cat, hekateh, hobbitkitten, hyrkanian, iam_ahab, iam_superman, images_linger, imubdans, jemmind, jestf14, kat15lee, kennyripit, koo_koo_kachu, kristamas, leslieanna, mairondil, meoinc, messes_atsea, mrs_destroyer, muselolita, mya_detroit, mynewbunnysuit, nikki_z, ninor, nothingtogein, ocd_writer, oh_oysters, orangexpumpkin, petlizard, planetgeorge, poetic_deviance, pythia_delphie, rev_jo, ryalt, sane_syko, saxymoni, silent_unknown, sipperphoto, sitaangel, sm00bs, spritegirltn, squishy77, starsxdoxbleed, stupidfool, summersflings, super_sam, suprdialect, svashtar, synchronar, tamburlaine76, tera00, tor_on, vagynafondue, vampyrinia2000, visceraldoll, wicked_kolina, yvettel, zombie2000 | ||||
| Also Friend of: | 1: xpinkxamazingx | ||||
| Member of: | 6: add_me, addme25_and_up, addme_adult, lantern_woods, paidmembers, shameless_plugs | ||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | ||||
